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Revision as of 01:09, 15 January 2010 by HelloFloreda (talk | contribs)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)The following rant in the spirit of the immortal George Carlin. It bases itself heavily on his opening bit from the HBO performance that aired on March 1, 2008:
I'd like to begin by saying fuck Martin Brodeur. Fuck him and his jerseys and his oversized equipment and his fraudulent, inflated statistics and that dumb smirk on his face. I'm tired of that asshole. And while you're at it, fuck Brett Favre too. There's another jackoff I can do without. I'm tired of being told who my sports heroes are. Aren't you tired of being told who your athletic idols ought to be? Being told who you ought to be admiring? I'll choose my own heroes thank you very much. And fuck Andre Agassi too! :)
RIP George - The world just isn't the same without you.