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| "When the arbitrators find themselves disagreeing with such a large portion of the community, they should perhaps consider that they are out of touch." - Everyking, a candidate for the arbitration committee at the present time | "When the arbitrators find themselves disagreeing with such a large portion of the community, they should perhaps consider that they are out of touch." - Everyking, a candidate for the arbitration committee at the present time | ||
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Revision as of 11:17, 25 December 2005
from Talk:John Kerry
"Hemanshu, just be aware that in editing this article, you're entering the Misplaced Pages equivalent of the Mekong Delta on a dark night in 1969." - JamesMLane 04:01, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)
- "Alone. In a Viet Cong-controlled area." - Neutrality 04:19, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)
from WP:VFD/Template:Insane
Keep. Templates don't kill people, Cabalists kill people. --Eequor 20:14, 19 Aug 2004 (UTC)
from IRC
<TimStarling> apparently some guy in Queensland has recently declared his property to be a micronation and is refusing to pay taxes
<Kate> quick, create an article on it
<TimStarling> I don't understand why the government doesn't just recognise its sovereignty, then invade it
from Misplaced Pages:Votes for deletion/Oliver Robinson
Delete. But here's to you, Mr. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo). -- orthogonal 09:19, 6 Sep 2004 (UTC)
from Misplaced Pages:Votes_for_deletion/Poponia
Delete. Geogre, you are a sorry deletionist! This is clearly from the game "Pokemon from Middle Earth meet Duke Nukem in Yoknapatawpha County", a game avidly played by as many as three men not in a boat and one dog! How dare you consider this unworthy of Misplaced Pages when such meaningless articles as Lenin, Catholic Church, and Periodic Table continue to waste space? By the way, I consider any refutation of my screed a personal attack and will refactor any response to make it look like you wrote, "orthogonal is the True Pope". -- orthogonal 19:50, 8 Sep 2004 (UTC)
from IRC
<zocky> why do they need rectal probes to get to anthony's brain--oh!
<kturner> IRC is where good intentions go to die. :-)
from Talk:List of transgendered people
'I'd appreciate a constructive debate, if necessary, and not one that does not bother with any arguments except "I am too stupid to use Google"'. -- AlexR
from Misplaced Pages:Requests for adminship/Sam Spade
- No, no, no, a THOUSAND times no. Sam Spade is a troll with a hair trigger. RickK 21:32, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
- Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this vote? -- Netoholic @ 22:02, 2004 Oct 4 (UTC)
- I do. RickK should be de-sysopped for this. --lst27 22:50, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
- I should be de-sysopped for voting No on an admin nomination? RickK 23:01, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
- How about for being consistantly rude and regularly biting newbies? Sam Spade 23:04, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
- Pot. Kettle. Black. RickK 23:32, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
- How about for being consistantly rude and regularly biting newbies? Sam Spade 23:04, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
- I should be de-sysopped for voting No on an admin nomination? RickK 23:01, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
- I do. RickK should be de-sysopped for this. --lst27 22:50, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
- Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this vote? -- Netoholic @ 22:02, 2004 Oct 4 (UTC)
from Misplaced Pages:Votes for deletion/Antidisrevisionmentarianism
- Delete. Possible attempt to cheat at scrabble. Average Earthman 11:56, 6 Oct 2004 (UTC)
from IRC
FennecFoxen: olene: Misplaced Pages does not negotiate with terrorists.
VagueRant: In Hell, they have you on Windows, with RealAudio running, and you're on Internet Explorer at Neopets.
VagueRant: All the damn time.
a neat dig at the ArbCom
Be wary, next they'll ban you from editing on octopus-related topics (and then later Australian ones). VeryVerily 22:29, 15 Nov 2004 (UTC)
Oops...
Oops...User:RickK cuts User:Vague_Rant's comment in half, and declares that the first half is by an anon, and therefore invalid.
RickK strikes back
I have no problem with keeping the current version, so long as it no longer says that Lil Jon is a little Swedish boy who, with his recording partner Ol' Dirty Bastard, rescued somebody who had been hit by an asteroid in Prince Edward Island. RickK 23:44, Nov 26, 2004 (UTC)
More IRC
rvalles goes Urban Terror
rvalles: later
Arminius: peace out
Vague_Rant: See ya.
Arminius: I really hope that's a video game.
Raul's Top Four Mediawiki Quotes
Ok, first, please forgive me to compare handling a girl's mind with jerking off a dog. The principle is the same. -- Wikibooks, 82.82.160.93
Beep! Beep! Here comes the banmobile -- Silsor
All sysops can communicate with each other using a back channel consisting of an unrelated web page and encrypted, predefined signals. - Plautus satire
On Misplaced Pages, there is a giant conspiracy attempting to have articles agree with reality. -- Plautus satire
from IRC
<Kate> reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
<Raul654> "DDOS attacks are like network bukkake"
<DavidGerard> "when a mummy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy love each other very much, and the daddies decide mummy needs some very special moisturiser ..."
from Misplaced Pages:Votes for undeletion
- Undelete. Ban the deletionist cabal. Lirath Q. Pynnor
- Ban namecallers. -- Cyrius|✎ 06:08, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
- Ban feeders of trolls ;-) Theresa Knott (The snott rake) 06:30, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
- Ban the bomb. ] 06:35, Dec 23, 2004 (UTC)
- Can I interest y'all in a kettle? ‣ᓛᖁ
ᑐ 07:28, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
- Ban feeders of trolls ;-) Theresa Knott (The snott rake) 06:30, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
- Ban namecallers. -- Cyrius|✎ 06:08, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
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from IRC
homer: who the hell cares about shakespear
homer: he can't write for crap
homer: I write better him
from a Google translation of a de.wikipedia message about Willy on Wheels
"This user became closed."
from IRC (again)
<innocence> do not change $wgScript or $wgScriptPath or rabid crabs will eat you in the night
Anthere, IRC and sex
* Submarine notes that Anthere comes whenever one discusses sex
<Anthere> no
<Anthere> you discuss sex ALL THE TIME
DavidGerard humor
[from wikien-l, to User:Enviroknot) "You are ElKabong and I claim my 5p"
"Everyone on Misplaced Pages is either gay, transsexual or both."
RickK humor
"Imagine me, defending Everyking!"
Ambi, The Red Queen
Ambi is the Red Queen of arbcom - running around like a complete fat fool, screaming "Orf Wiv is 'ead" whenever a case comes before her. -- Anon E Mouse, wikien-l troll
DavidGerard again
"If you're an admin, then I'm Enviroknot. As it happens, you are. Back to moderation you go." to Anon E Mouse on wikien-l
"This is Calvinball. We are Calvin. You are the ball."
Courtesy of Redwolf24
- Antandrus blocked "User:ALL YOUR YELLOWCAKE ARE BELONG TO US" with an expiry time of indefinite (ALL YOU SOCKPUPPET ARE BLOCK BY US)
- From User talk:Johnwilkesbooth: I have blocked you for shooting Lincoln. Redwolf24 (talk) 03:23, 8 September 2005 (UTC)
Wise words
<karynn> arbcom is not your mother
from the meta talk page for WP:DICK
I suggest that, in the interests of political correctness, this page be moved to ]. - node_ue
When Babelfish Goes...Odd...
<zocky> hehe, according to google translation, the workers in Slovenia today marched "in a demonstration against the planned restaurant and social reforms of the government."
The return of the kettle
"When the arbitrators find themselves disagreeing with such a large portion of the community, they should perhaps consider that they are out of touch." - Everyking, a candidate for the arbitration committee at the present time